Emergency Aficionado Gifts

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"Yes Mr Wilkins, we do provide a comprehensive 24 hours service but I'm afraid that doesn't include a cashpoint facility."

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Emergency exit into Space

Being Serenading in Casualty

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"My God, now what?"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Paramedics.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

"I've got a pulse!"

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"We ran into a marathon."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

"He fought like hell."

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

"Do you know your name? Do you know where you are? Do you remember the accident? Do you know you had a hole in your underpants?"

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.