Ambulance Aficionado Gifts

Paramedics.

The first car accident.

Dog Dreams

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

The hall of bad ideas.

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'Relax. This is only a test.'

First Aid Box

Tsunami Evac Route

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

"My God, now what?"

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"Fasten your seat belt."

"It's called being preemptive."

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Fire Backwards.

'Oh - It's you.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

Drop dead gorgeous

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"I've got a pulse!"

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"The Catlich Maneuver"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"