Ambulance Aficionado Gifts

Paramedics.

The first car accident.

Dog Dreams

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

The hall of bad ideas.

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

First Aid Box

Tsunami Evac Route

"It's called being preemptive."

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"My God, now what?"

"Fasten your seat belt."

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Oh - It's you.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Drop dead gorgeous

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"I've got a pulse!"

"The Catlich Maneuver"

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'