Ambulance Enthusiast Gifts

'Thanks for changing the tire, Mr. Cromwell. Bob and I both have back problems.'

Dog Dreams

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

The hall of bad ideas.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Paramedics.

"My God, now what?"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Fire Backwards.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"I've got a pulse!"

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Snooker.

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"The Catlich Maneuver"

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"We ran into a marathon."