Ambulance Enthusiast Pillows

Dog Dreams

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

The hall of bad ideas.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Paramedics.

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"My God, now what?"

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Oh - It's you.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

"I've got a pulse!"

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

Snooker.

"The Catlich Maneuver"

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"Quick! Turn the siren on!"

"We ran into a marathon."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

'My husband is a highly valued partner in this firm. He's an ambulance driver.'