Ambulance Enthusiasts Pillows

'I trust your medical insurance is up to date?'

Dog Dreams

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

The hall of bad ideas.

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"We've got a problem."

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Tsunami Evac Route

Paramedics.

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Rusk Assessment Form

"My God, now what?"

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Watch Your Step

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'