Rescue Enthusiasts Gifts

"What is it girl? Something happen to Timmy?"

Dog Dreams

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"We've got a problem."

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

"She was a rescue."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"He's a rescue."

The hostage rescue team

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"The Catlich Maneuver"

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Snooker.

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

In case of fire call yourself.

"I want that one, mommy!"

"Thanks man!"