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Earthquake Research Centre

Mother Nature

Natural Disasters

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

News: Flash Floods

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

Heavenwood

Where's the leak then?

Pack Your Bags

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Alberta on fire

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

Souvenir of Iceland

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

'Landsbanki collapses in October 2008 and affects thousands of investors,' - 'The 'Eyjafjallajokull' volcano erupts in April 2010 causing massive disruption to international airspace,' - 'The question you have to ask is, 'Did sacking Kerry Katona,,,'

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

"I'm in town and would love to hit our stomping grounds again, but it just doesn't feel very safe to me right now."