Disaster Relief Enthusiasts Gifts

'No, you can't go.'

Natural Disasters

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

How Americans Can Get Help

Harvey before and after.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Eric Cantor, Republican, Fiscal Conservative, Sociopath

Where's the leak then?

Haiti.

U.S. Bread Basket.

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'

Alberta on fire

Disaster relief - the experts arrive.

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

Donate to the poorest of the poor...Haitian relief.

Custer's last nightstand.

'Later that day Sally was told that the earthquake measured 6.8 on the Richter scale.'