Cue Enthusiasts Gifts

Two men attempt to use the same snooker cue.

Dog Dreams

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Paramedics.

"My God, now what?"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Fire Backwards.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

Snooker.

"I've got a pulse!"

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"The Catlich Maneuver"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"We ran into a marathon."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"Thanks man!"

"I want that one, mommy!"

Hide and Seek

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.