Cue Enthusiast Gifts

"There's a sight you don't often see, a man attempting to clear the table."

Snooker.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Dog Dreams

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

Paramedics.

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"My God, now what?"

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Fire Backwards.

'Oh - It's you.'

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

"I've got a pulse!"

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

Why dogs hate CPR.

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"The Catlich Maneuver"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"We ran into a marathon."

"I want that one, mommy!"

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"Thanks man!"

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."