Cue Ball Enthusiast Gifts

Birds cue ball escape.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Boys Cooking

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

Snooker.

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

The End of Summer.

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

"You don't need English on every shot."

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

Spice up your life

Trampoline

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

All work and no play.

Chaos at the vet's office.

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

Two men attempt to use the same snooker cue.

'I know, I know. You're stripes. I get it, already.'