Cue Ball Crusader Gifts

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

I love being right.

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Toastquest!

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"When is it my turn?"

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

'Am I bald?'

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

Birds cue ball escape.

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

Abstract painter

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

Sale.

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

Superheroes.

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.