Queue Crusader Gifts

"Billy, you're nuts. There's nothing wrong with this Hispanic J Mart. In fact, it's just like every other J Mart! They have 30 checkout lanes...but only 2 of 'em are open!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

Oil shock.

Toastquest!

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'We lost funding.'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

Under the car park.

The gaming world.

Bikes versus Cars

Video game

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.

The Rat Race

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

Folding Bike.

Supermarket traffic lights.