Queue Conquerors Gifts

Supermarket checkout sigs read: 'Eight items or less; Cash only; I'll think of something.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Homo Gamus

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Gamers

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

The interminable!

The First Commuters

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"...and although the tortoise was severely speed-challenged, he achieved his sales quota through a strict goal-specific program."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

I can't believe the kids will be home tomorrow. Wow. That was one short week. It was romantic to be alone � And do what we can't when the kids are around! Mmm. It did feel good! � To finally clean the basement. My dream comes true.

Three people waiting in a queue.

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Stand in the Q.

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

The good news is, I'm granting your request for house arrest. The bad news is your wife's to-do list.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

"As part of the bank's form reduction policy, you wont' have to fill out any additional forms. Your loan application has not been approved."

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'