Queue Lover Gifts

The First Commuters

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

TSA Lines

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

Use Next Window.

Three people waiting in a queue.

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

"Who's next?"