Queue Enthusiasts Gifts

'It lights up when your judgement's ready.'

Waiting for the executioner: good manners.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Mass Travel

The First Commuters

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Three people waiting in a queue.

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

Use Next Window.

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

Stand in the Q.

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'Who's next'

'Call yourself a real consultant? You've only kept me waiting six weeks!'

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"

"Ere, I was here first!"

'Next time?'

"Hey, no pushing!!"

Take a number, R.

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'