Queue Expert Gifts

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

"I knew it! He had queue jumper written all over him..."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

The interminable!

The First Commuters

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

TSA Lines

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Thanks TSA

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

Three people waiting in a queue.

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

Stand in the Q.

Clown on unicycle on highwire traffic queue likely.