Queue Masters Gifts

Looking for a gift for a true Queue Master? Our selection of products humorously honors the art of waiting in line. Whether they pride themselves on patience or their love of organization, these unique gifts bring a smile to their face. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows to art prints, find something that captures their talent for waiting with style and humor.

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Please take a number...Runaround excuse number: 37...

Please take a number...Runaround excuse number: 37... mockup

Please take a number...Runaround excuse number: 37...

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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line." mockup

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

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Test your patience, back in one hour. mockup

Test your patience, back in one hour.

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'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...' mockup

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

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Jokes machine.

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Bat out of Hell

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The interminable!

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The First Commuters

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Backdoor

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"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets." mockup

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

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"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..." mockup

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

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"You don't need English on every shot." mockup

"You don't need English on every shot."

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Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard. mockup

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

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"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..." mockup

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

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Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

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'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

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Thanks TSA

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Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Servant talking to her old master about her new position mockup

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

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Patience Tested While You Wait.

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Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!' mockup

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

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Three people waiting in a queue.

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"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?" mockup

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

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"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint." mockup

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

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Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate. mockup

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

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Stand in the Q.

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'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...' mockup

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

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'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...' mockup

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

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10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor). mockup

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

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Sage and Onion

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'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!' mockup

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

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The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

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