Queue Masters Pillows

Please take a number...Runaround excuse number: 37...

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Jokes machine.

Bat out of Hell

The interminable!

The First Commuters

Backdoor

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"You don't need English on every shot."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Thanks TSA

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

Three people waiting in a queue.

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

Stand in the Q.

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

Sage and Onion

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'There's a queue here, Pal.' 'Aye! Get thee behind me, Satan.'

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

"Roger, everything reminds you of sex."

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.