Queue Masters T-Shirts

Please take a number...Runaround excuse number: 37...

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Jokes machine.

Bat out of Hell

The interminable!

The First Commuters

Backdoor

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"You don't need English on every shot."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

'He's lost a lot of eight-ball.'

Thanks TSA

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Three people waiting in a queue.

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

Stand in the Q.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

Sage and Onion

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'

'There's a queue here, Pal.' 'Aye! Get thee behind me, Satan.'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'Next time?'

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "