Queue Captain T-Shirts

Show off their queue mastery with t-shirts that blend fun and function. Perfect for the person who keeps things moving and loves a good laugh about managing lines.

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"This is NHS direct.You are in a queue,approximate waiting time is 4 hours."

"This is NHS direct.You are in a queue,approximate waiting time is 4 hours." mockup

"This is NHS direct.You are in a queue,approximate waiting time is 4 hours."

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Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon. mockup

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

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"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line." mockup

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

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Test your patience, back in one hour. mockup

Test your patience, back in one hour.

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'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...' mockup

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

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"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating." mockup

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

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The interminable!

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The First Commuters

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"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets." mockup

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

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'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .' mockup

'I think you'll find that I'm next. . .'

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"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies." mockup

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

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"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..." mockup

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

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Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard. mockup

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

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"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!" mockup

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

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Thanks TSA

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Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

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"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..." mockup

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

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Patience Tested While You Wait.

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Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!' mockup

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

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"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..." mockup

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

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"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint." mockup

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

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"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?" mockup

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

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Three people waiting in a queue.

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"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore." mockup

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

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"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient." mockup

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

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Stand in the Q.

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Beach Bouncer

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10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor). mockup

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

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Young against old

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'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...' mockup

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

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'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...' mockup

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

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'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!' mockup

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

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Taxi Rank

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'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!' mockup

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'

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"I told you we had to leave earlier." mockup

"I told you we had to leave earlier."

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Queue Captain T-Shirts Collection

Queue Captain Mugs

Discover more fun and witty queue captain gifts available on mugs—perfect for mornings filled with leadership and humor.

Queue Captain Pillows

Find the perfect humorous pillows for the queue captain in your life—comfort and wit in one adorable package.

Queue Captain Prints

Decorate their space with prints celebrating queue captains—fun, professional cartoons that add personality to any room.