Queue Queen T-Shirts

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

The interminable!

The First Commuters

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Who's next?"

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Thanks TSA

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

Three people waiting in a queue.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

A socially distanced queue

Stand in the Q.

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'

Taxi Rank

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'There's a queue here, Pal.' 'Aye! Get thee behind me, Satan.'

The latest thing in waiting