Queue Enthusiast T-Shirts

Long queue.

Windows are just for show.

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Please take a number if it will make you feel any better.

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

"Stop pushing - there are 50,000 ants ahead of you!"

'Get in lane now' at library.

'H...mm I think you'll find I was here before him.'

'They're all empty.' - 'Well, I had to have something to nibble on while I was waiting in the queue.'

"Okay, Mr account number 498D-00. Take a name and wait to be called."

"Hey, no pushing!!"

"Hey, shorty...quit pushing!"

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"I forgot what the heck I'm standing in line for!"

Queue Here For Queue

Queue at 'Q' sign, and man at 'P' sign

'No. I thought it was the marathon, but it's just a fast moving queue.'

'What would the lady at the back like?'

Queue

'There's a queue here, Pal.' 'Aye! Get thee behind me, Satan.'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

"Right, I'm off to join the queue at the post office."

Three people waiting in a queue.

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Stand in the Q.

A queue behind a man looking at 'All about your post office' in a library

Airport Exit. You decided not to go after all? Yeah, the security line was longer than the trip.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

The interminable!