Queue Connoisseur T-Shirts

'When I arrived I was cleanshaven.'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Hey! You let Paul in first! What am I - chopped liver?!...'

Man queuing in heaven after killing himself over queuing

Human Cull: People who spend 10 minutes in line for food and only read the menu to make up their mind when they get to the front.

"Ere, I was here first!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Satis Factory Tour

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

The First Commuters

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Three people waiting in a queue.

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

"Have you met my wing man?"

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

Stand in the Q.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

". . . and I haven't met anyone interesting in years." "What am I-chopped liver?"

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'Who's next'