Queue Expert T-Shirts

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

The interminable!

The First Commuters

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

TSA Lines

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Thanks TSA

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

Three people waiting in a queue.

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

Stand in the Q.

"Who's next?"

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'