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Waiting for the executioner: good manners.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

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Mass Travel

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

The First Commuters

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Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Use Next Window.

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

Three people waiting in a queue.

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

Stand in the Q.

"Push, push, push! There's always one that wants to be the first in line!"

'Who's next'

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

'Call yourself a real consultant? You've only kept me waiting six weeks!'

'There's a queue here, Pal.' 'Aye! Get thee behind me, Satan.'

Take a number, R.

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'Next time?'

Line Forms Here / Line Ends Here.

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "