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'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Stonehenge Ticket Office

The First Commuters

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

Three people waiting in a queue.

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

"He lost his Season Ticket."

Stand in the Q.

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'Who's next'

"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"

'This is not a ticket. It's just a piece of paper we decided to put on your car. - Police Dept.'

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

"I started my first business at eighteen and sold it for £80 million!"

"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer."

Take a number, R.

'There's a queue here, Pal.' 'Aye! Get thee behind me, Satan.'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

"Ere, I was here first!"

"Hey, no pushing!!"

Windows are just for show.

'Shocking, the overcrowding in our prisons.'

Please take a number if it will make you feel any better.