Ticket Queue Enthusiast Gifts

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"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

The First Commuters

Stonehenge Ticket Office

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Three people waiting in a queue.

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

Stand in the Q.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

"I see cars. Lots of illegally parked cars."

'When you said 'arriving by Amazon' - I thought you meant the bleedin' tickets.'

"He lost his Season Ticket."

'Who's next'

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"

Take a number, R.

'There's a queue here, Pal.' 'Aye! Get thee behind me, Satan.'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

"Hey, no pushing!!"

Hey, little buddy. How's it going in there? You fall in? Occupied! I know it's occupied, little buddy. We all know. It's been occupied for 30 minutes. There's a long line out here. I said "occupied!" When a person says "occupied" from in here, that's supposed to buy another 10 minutes at least. "Occupied" is not a magic word, little buddy. Inhabited! That neither. We're all still here.

"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer."

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

'This is not a ticket. It's just a piece of paper we decided to put on your car. - Police Dept.'

"I started my first business at eighteen and sold it for £80 million!"

"Ere, I was here first!"

Windows are just for show.

'Shocking, the overcrowding in our prisons.'