Line-waiting Enthusiast Gifts

'Sorry, there are more than eight frozen peas in here.'

"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer."

La Table

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Fresh fish

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Medical Center.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'I hear they're really good.'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

Snail crossing

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Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"There's something different about you."

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."