Line-waiting Champ Gifts

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

La Table

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Late BroomStick

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Waiting for Pants

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Bob’s Museum

Fishing.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'I hear they're really good.'

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

The interminable!

'I believe you were first.'

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

'Waiting for...'

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

An accident waiting to happen.