Rule-bending Champion Gifts

"We've got a problem."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Surprise!"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

School Boundries.

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

Ambulance towed from a no-parking zone.

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

'Hey Frank! I've told you before that there is no cross checking in chess.'

Unauthorised Personnel

'You didn't really think you'd get away with this, did you?'

Kissing ban.

'Sir, are you regurgitating food from outside the theater?'

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

No Smoking Building.

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

No Loitering.

'I just love this new rule allowing you tie up obnoxious coaches.'