Rule-breaking Enthusiast Gifts

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

"Keep it 2 metres people!"

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Unauthorised Personnel

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

Guest Houses.

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

Football foul (red card).

No Loitering.

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

Sue Gray Report

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."

'Excuse me, sirs, I think the penalty is enforced from the succeeding spot.'

'Underarm. . . underarm!'

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

'All dogs must be on leashes.'

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."

"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."

'Health and safety regulations I'm afraid, sir.'

'Fouls and other violations have plummeted since the league introduced corporal punishment.'

"They're a bit blurred sir, but you were doing 110mph."