Quirky Rules Enthusiast Gifts

Guest Houses.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

"No Bald Games"

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

'Oh for Pete's sake. This ain't nuclear science, gentlemen. I'll read it one more time, but pay attention... 'the infield fly rule is in effect if there is less than two outs and runners on first and second'...'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

"It may not be a balk, but it's something."

Do not fart next to the wallpaper

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'It's a new commandment by the church of Danae...thou shalt make room for donuts.'

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

Football foul (red card).

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

'Great, you can start Monday.. remember, NO BLUE JEANS.'

'Sorry Ruby! New rule!' 'Jinxing other players by means of shamans, warlocks, witch-doctors, voodoo-men no longer permitted!' The Management

'... 'Pickoff'?... No... 'Ground out'? ... No...'

"The first rule of Musical Chairs Club is. . . you have to get out of your chairs!"

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."

'Remember, no hitting below the belt.'