Game Rules Aficionado Gifts

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Keep it 2 metres people!"

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'Oh for Pete's sake. This ain't nuclear science, gentlemen. I'll read it one more time, but pay attention... 'the infield fly rule is in effect if there is less than two outs and runners on first and second'...'

"No Bald Games"

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

"It may not be a balk, but it's something."

Guest Houses.

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

Football will be penalised...

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

Football foul (red card).

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

'... 'Pickoff'?... No... 'Ground out'? ... No...'

'Great, you can start Monday.. remember, NO BLUE JEANS.'

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."

'Remember, no hitting below the belt.'

'Excuse me, sirs, I think the penalty is enforced from the succeeding spot.'

"The rules clearly state, 'it takes two to tango'."

'Underarm. . . underarm!'

'He likes to keep strict control.'

'Just a reminder, gentlemen. It's 4 downs today, not 5.'