Rules Enthusiast Gifts

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

"Keep it 2 metres people!"

'We could have a problem here lads.'

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'Oh for Pete's sake. This ain't nuclear science, gentlemen. I'll read it one more time, but pay attention... 'the infield fly rule is in effect if there is less than two outs and runners on first and second'...'

"No Bald Games"

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

Guest Houses.

Unauthorised Personnel

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

Football foul (red card).

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

'Great, you can start Monday.. remember, NO BLUE JEANS.'

'... 'Pickoff'?... No... 'Ground out'? ... No...'

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."

'Excuse me, sirs, I think the penalty is enforced from the succeeding spot.'