Rules Enthusiast Gifts

We need a ruling on his strike zone.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

"Keep it 2 metres people!"

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'We could have a problem here lads.'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

'Oh for Pete's sake. This ain't nuclear science, gentlemen. I'll read it one more time, but pay attention... 'the infield fly rule is in effect if there is less than two outs and runners on first and second'...'

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

"No Bald Games"

Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

Guest Houses.

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Unauthorised Personnel

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

Football foul (red card).

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

'... 'Pickoff'?... No... 'Ground out'? ... No...'

'Great, you can start Monday.. remember, NO BLUE JEANS.'

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."