Rules Are Rules Enthusiast Gifts

'Health and safety regulations I'm afraid, sir.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Keep it 2 metres people!"

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"No Bald Games"

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

"It may not be a balk, but it's something."

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

'Oh for Pete's sake. This ain't nuclear science, gentlemen. I'll read it one more time, but pay attention... 'the infield fly rule is in effect if there is less than two outs and runners on first and second'...'

Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.

Guest Houses.

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

Football foul (red card).

'... 'Pickoff'?... No... 'Ground out'? ... No...'

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

'Great, you can start Monday.. remember, NO BLUE JEANS.'

'Remember, no hitting below the belt.'

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."

'All dogs must be on leashes.'