Referee Rules Enthusiast Gifts

Rugby Players and Referees.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Why moms make bad refs.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'It was all ball!'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

"Keep it 2 metres people!"

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

'The only thing I can figure is that a game took place without a single fan criticizing the officials.'

"No Bald Games"

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.

Guest Houses.

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

Unauthorised Personnel

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

Football foul (red card).

'Eton Football (Special Report by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."