Rule-bending Enthusiast Gifts

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'All dogs must be on leashes.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

"It may not be a balk, but it's something."

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

'Oh for Pete's sake. This ain't nuclear science, gentlemen. I'll read it one more time, but pay attention... 'the infield fly rule is in effect if there is less than two outs and runners on first and second'...'

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

Unauthorised Personnel

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

Guest Houses.

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

Football foul (red card).

'Great, you can start Monday.. remember, NO BLUE JEANS.'

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

'... 'Pickoff'?... No... 'Ground out'? ... No...'

'It's an open book test...and I've got the teacher's book!'

'Remember, no hitting below the belt.'

'Excuse me, sirs, I think the penalty is enforced from the succeeding spot.'