Rule Aficionado Gifts

"She's perfect. She even understands the infield fly rule."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

"No Bald Games"

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

'Oh for Pete's sake. This ain't nuclear science, gentlemen. I'll read it one more time, but pay attention... 'the infield fly rule is in effect if there is less than two outs and runners on first and second'...'

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

"It may not be a balk, but it's something."

Guest Houses.

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

Penalty! Fifteen yards for a block in the back.

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

Football foul (red card).

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

'... 'Pickoff'?... No... 'Ground out'? ... No...'

'Great, you can start Monday.. remember, NO BLUE JEANS.'

'I'm the new safety officer.'

'Remember, no hitting below the belt.'

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."