Referee Rules Enthusiast Pillows

Rugby Players and Referees.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Why moms make bad refs.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'It was all ball!'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"Keep it 2 metres people!"

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

"No Bald Games"

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'The only thing I can figure is that a game took place without a single fan criticizing the officials.'

Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

Guest Houses.

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Unauthorised Personnel

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

Football foul (red card).

'Eton Football (Special Report by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."

'All dogs must be on leashes.'

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."