Rule-bending Renegade Gifts

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'Let's not go by the book.'

'More hair than brains.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

Devil-may-care loans.

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

Kissing ban.

'When all else fails, try doing it the way the boss told you.'

No Loitering.

'It's an open book test...and I've got the teacher's book!'

'My hubby breaks all the rules when he D.I.Y.s. . . but he breaks everything else as well.'

'I'm sorry you got disqualified from the marathon dear.' 'That's OK. I just wish they clearly stated the rules to you before you entered...that way nobody ends up making a fool of themselves.'

"They tell us to walk when we're kids and want to run, but to run when you're old and want to walk!"

'Old Fred spoils that pooch of his!'

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

'This sin tax package of your... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'

"You don't want to mess with me, I have a total lack of respect for compliance assurance."

"Before I hand in my, 'What I did over the weekend' report, I want to be granted full immunity."