Rule-loving Rebel Gifts

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Dog Crossing

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

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The New Square Mile Regulator.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'