Rule Lover Gifts

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

'What do you mean he hit a six? I only bowled one?'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

Angel with speed camera.

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

Anti-litter by-law in effect

Sign Stating 'Keep off the Grass! Thy Tresspasses will Not be Forgiven."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'