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'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

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'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

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"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Turning with mathematical precision.

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."