Food Restriction Rebel Gifts

"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water."

Chocs away.

"I'm a monster."

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

Food that is good for you and food that is good for drug companies.

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

Covid Garbage Dump

"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

'You can eat, but you must never again drink and be merry.'

"Lager!"

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

It's fun being bad with dad.

"I used to be a vegetarian, but I fell off the meat wagon."

Dart Training School - "The Right nutrition is vital. I want you on lager and chips until the competition."

Can of worms.

The Sprats

"Butcher!"

"And I told them not to use lactose for the last supper..."

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

Rice Cakes Gone Wild

"This is the third consecutive week you've gained weight. I have no alternative but to expel you."

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

"When are people going to wake up and listen to the science?"

"They replaced all the soda with bottled water!"