Restrictions Rebel Gifts

COVID Summer

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

Upload Filter

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

Net Neutrality

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

GDPR compliant

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Turning with mathematical precision.

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

Covid Garbage Dump

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

'Well, that's the last of your citations. See you next year.'