Research Regulation Rebels Gifts

Ethics schmethics committee

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

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The New Square Mile Regulator.

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

The serious corporation

Net Neutrality

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

FDA Ingredients

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

GDPR compliant

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

Covid Garbage Dump

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'