Regulation Rebels Gifts

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.

'How about some beef stew? -- the wusses from the Health Department made us discontinue the chili.'

'Is this going to take long ?...I only came in for a loaf of bread.'

Government sleep guidelines

'Let's not go by the book.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

The New Square Mile Regulator.

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'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

Net Neutrality

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

GDPR compliant

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."