Research Rebel Gifts

'It started with a simple case of peer review.'

"I admit I fabricated data, but I didn't falsify any, and I didn't plagiarize."

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind tests and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

Scientists chained to the floor

Campus. F. You wrote "As air cools, water condenses and droplets form" in your paper for civics clss? I mistakenly Googled "Dew process" when I was writing it.

We've looked at this data from every angle.I guess it's time for someone to actually read it.

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

'At the end of the day stem cell research is only what you make of it.'

"Lab animals the world over will be grateful for what you're about to do."

"At this point science leaves off and wishful thinking kicks in."

Ethics exam cheater.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"I really got used to working from home."

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

An Imaginary 'Republican' House of Commons Puts Pitt on Trial

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

Cowpunk

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."