Study Rebel Gifts

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

Ethics exam cheater.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I've been learning a lot, but I do terribly on tests.'

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"Why do I have to work hard at school? I can buy a degree on the internet!"

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"